kristohfer:

evawrites:

fucking mattresses how they do work

FIREFOX HAS ENCOUNTER A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO CRASH.

(Source: giffins)

"One by one I drowned all the people I’d been."

Conor Oberst

(Source: ericparkerr)

hiddlescones:

fawkes-:

my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole

The most accurate description of my brain I’ve ever read.

drbrucebananer:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

yes

"I shall revenge myself in the cruelest way you can imagine. I shall forget it."

John Steinbeck (via amandaonwriting)